Spotted at a Texas Convenience Store
Christopher Locke
Recently, I had the pleasure of shopping at a convenience store in Paris, Texas. Here are some highlights:
Angry Owl salt and pepper holder. WHO doesn't like salt? WHO? WHOOOOO?
How tough do you have to be to pull off this skeleton chopper salt & pepper holder? "RRRAAARRRGGHGHGHH i like salt."
Yo quiero salt.
Chow chow to chew chew before you upchuck chuck.
Yee Haw! When I get done pannin' fer gold up in them that hills, I'm gunna drink me a big ol' bottle o' MERLOT!
What's worse, this mannequin with no torso, or the American Sniper hats?
Yee Haw! When I get done bein' a symbol fer Merican freedom, I'm gunna drink me a big ol' bottle o' MERLOT!
This looks delicious.
Seriously. Enough with the salt and pepper holders.