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Spotted at a Texas Convenience Store

Christopher Locke

Recently, I had the pleasure of shopping at a convenience store in Paris, Texas.  Here are some highlights:

Angry Owl salt and pepper holder.  WHO doesn't like salt?  WHO?  WHOOOOO?

How tough do you have to be to pull off this skeleton chopper salt & pepper holder?  "RRRAAARRRGGHGHGHH i like salt."

Yo quiero salt.

Chow chow to chew chew before you upchuck chuck.

Yee Haw!  When I get done pannin' fer gold up in them that hills, I'm gunna drink me a big ol' bottle o' MERLOT!

What's worse, this mannequin with no torso, or the American Sniper hats?

Yee Haw!  When I get done bein' a symbol fer Merican freedom, I'm gunna drink me a big ol' bottle o' MERLOT!

This looks delicious.

Seriously.  Enough with the salt and pepper holders.