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Kentucky Fried Double Feature

Christopher Locke

Kentucky Fried Movie and Amazon Women on the Moon:  Two brilliant pieces of cinema mastery. I posted them together because I can't decide which one I like more!  They are both excruciatingly funny, hopelessly campy, and unapologetically twisted.  Beyond that, they are both written and edited in a way that appeals to folks with short attention spans.  You don't have to pay attention to any of that bogus hollywood garbage like "plot" or "protagonists" because none of that matters in these movies.  It's like sitting at a friend's house while he flips randomly through the 700 channels of bad satellite TV, and you get stuck watching the parts that he thinks are interesting.  And BOY are they interesting!

These movies should definitely be screened within 24 hours of each other.  Better yet, put one on your TV and the other on your laptop, and watch them at the same time.  Do it while your wife is out of town, though.  She may never forgive you.