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Christopher Locke

Sucklord is an artist like you've never seen before.  His art is a crass commercial rip-off of pop culture and toys, and completely honest about it.  He mashes together characters and ideas you've probably already seen, packages them in self-deprecating boxes, and unabashedly begs you to buy his "crap."  He's brilliant and shameless.

Here, you can see a small selection of toys I bought from him.  They are clearly a reference to "M.U.S.C.L.E." toys from my childhood, but vastly improved for modern times.  There's a sexy one, a Star Wars one, and even a roll of toilet paper!  In the front, you might even be able to make out the glow-in-the-dark versions.

If Andy Kaufman and Andy Warhol had a baby, and the baby was adopted by Frank Zappa, he would grow up to be Sucklord.