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The eternal toilet paper debate

Christopher Locke


In my home, we have an ongoing debate.  I like to have the toilet paper on the dispenser so the paper unrolls from the top of the roll, or what I call "over."  My wife prefers the paper to come off the bottom of the roll, or "under."

You're an expert on living the semi-sophisticated life.  What would SPLOTCH! do?


-Totally Over It


Over It-

This has been a hotly debated topic for at least 600 years.  Allow me to set it straight, once and for all.


I hope this clears things up for you.

Good luck!